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If they ask: “what did you like most about Kansas (Missouri) roadtrip girl? I’ll have to say “that swing hanging from the endless rope tied to the centenary tree that got struck by lighting once and only has a few more years to live”.
True story.
“My take on the evolution of species” - A (mock) National Geographic interview.
In true Darwinian style, I started studying plants that yet not exist but will soon be around. If he studied the evolution of our past I have the right to study the future… right?
Here’s an excerpt of what my interview with National Geographic would be like:
NG: So… you say you have studied the future of species? is that right?
Me: Of course, look!
NG: Yeah… Those look like doodles to me… are you serious?
Me: What do you mean? Of course I am. I spent hours playing with my watercolors, and I hate wasting my time (I smiled and sort of closed my eyes as I tilted my head up towards my right, like my answer was the smartest thing this man had ever heard).
NG: What scientific proof do you have that plants will evolve towards that level of personalization?
Me: Well… they need to do something about their boring ways or they will completely be replaced by holograms. I already threw mine away.
NG: That doesn’t mean they will start behaving like spoiled pets.
Me: Yes, they can be very spoiled… and they will!
NG: How long have you been working on these botanical experiments in your lab?
Me: Lab?.. Nooo, that’s the bar.
NG: So you have not been working on any botanical experiments?
Me: But I’m planing to (once again I smiled).
NG: Ok, thank you for your time, I am leaving now.
Me: Will I be featured in the cover?
(Door slamming).
